But he was in a wheelchair

I was pumping over priced gas into my truck at the local Arco
station in town this evening. I overheard these two women on the
opposite pump talking. One of the ladies was pretty robust. She told
the other woman that the "Jews" just blew Arafat out of his
wheelchair and said "what cowards". I don't like to butt into other
peoples conversations but I felt an urge to correct her.

I informed her that it was Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, an Arab terrorist
and not Arafat who was blown out of the wheelchair. I told her that
with the help of G-d and the IDF, Arafat will be next. The lady had
a very high pitched voice. She began to whine "but he was in a
wheelchair". I explained that Yassin was a co-founder of Hamas and
was responsible for numerous terror attacks. Fatty's response
was "but they used a helicopter and bombed him". I asked her if she
felt sorry for the Palestinian Arabs. Fatso told me that the
Palestinians have nowhere to go, can't provide for themselves and
can't feed themselves nevertheless put together an army to fight
the "Jews".

I explained to her that Yassin has even ordered the killing of
Palestinian Arabs if he thought they collaborated with the "Jews".
She gave me this precious stare and then stuffed what looked like a
mini-muffin into her face. I told her that if they wanted a place to
go, Israel was surrounded by Arab countries who can welcome them
with open arms. They share the same religion. "Israel is for Jews" I
told her. The other lady turned away and jumped into the passenger
seat of their BMW sedan. Muffin Butt went on to say that she did
feel sorry for them.

I told her that the Palestinian Arabs teach their children be
martyrs by blowing themselves up. I saw that Fatty had a child car
seat in the back of her BMW sedan with a faded Gore-Leiberman
sticker on the rear window. I asked her if she would subject her
children to that type of education and then hand her kid the
detonator. Boy did I hit a nerve. I told her that Israel was a
Jewish state and that the Palestinian Arabs were trespassing. There
it was again, the whine, "but he was in a wheelchair". My reply
was "I don't care" Yassin was evil, crippled and mentally ill and
the rest of them were just evil and mentally ill. That's why they
have nothing. I told her that if she was so concerned about their
hunger, she shouldn't be. If it bothered her so much, she should
mail them the remaining muffin (G-d knows she don't need it) so they
could stop sucking off the Israeli tit.

She was pissed. I asked her if she felt the same about Leon
Klinghoffer, who was shot in the head on the Achille Lauro and then
pushed overboard by the PLO while he was confined to a wheelchair in
1985. She didn't want to continue the discussion. Muffin-Butt
squeezed into her car and left.

Shalom,

Jim Nutting